{"id":27294,"date":"2012-03-21T12:54:58","date_gmt":"2012-03-21T16:54:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agrowingobsession.com\/?p=27294"},"modified":"2013-07-09T12:09:57","modified_gmt":"2013-07-09T16:09:57","slug":"garden-obtainium","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/agrowingobsession.com\/?p=27294","title":{"rendered":"garden obtainium"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><big>With surgical precision I pried this promising seedling up from the dry-laid bricks some months ago.  I didn&#8217;t recognize its hirsute, corrugated leaf, so it had to be special, a salvia or verbascum possibly.  By this time, all the volunteer seedlings from the garden are familiar in their early stages, and I know what to curtail and what to encourage.  Or do I? Turns out what I carefully nurtured these past six months is simple, elemental borage, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.botanical.com\/botanical\/mgmh\/b\/borage66.html\">Borago officinalis<\/a>, one of the ancient uber herbs.  (Pliny said it &#8220;maketh a man merry and joyfull.&#8221;) Must have blown in or been dropped by a bird.  I&#8217;ve never grown it before.  Planting it in front of a golden Arundo donax was a happy accident.  And I can vouch for Pliny, I do indeed feel a bit merrier upon seeing it first light this morning.<\/p>\n<p><center><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i52.photobucket.com\/albums\/g23\/botanizeme\/march2012\/321morning010-1.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Photobucket\"><\/a><br \/>\n<\/center><\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t think of a better word than &#8220;obtainium&#8221; for this wealth of plants an established garden constantly offers up since reading <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2012\/03\/18\/nyregion\/the-man-with-a-plan-to-rebuild-after-the-apocalypse.html?_r=1&#038;scp=1&#038;sq=obtainium&#038;st=cse\"><em>The New York Times<\/em><\/a> 3\/16\/12, &#8220;Building a Better Apocalypse&#8221;:  <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<em>On Chris Hackett&#8217;s personal periodic table, the world&#8217;s most interesting, and abundant, substance is an element he calls obtainium. Things classified as obtainium might include the discarded teapot that he once turned into a propane burner&#8230;<\/em>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>In forming his <a href=\"http:\/\/madagascarinstitute.com\/\">Madagascar Insitute<\/a> of anarchic Rube Goldbergists, Mr. Hackett was deeply inspired by equal parts Cormac McCarthy&#8217;s <em>The Road<\/em> (a favorite among the men in this house) and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.burningman.com\/\">Burning Man<\/a>.  I like to believe that those on familiar terms with organic obtainium will be as useful post-apocalypse as those able to build jet engines from teapots.  But obviously I need to venture out of my own garden occasionally to sharpen ID skills of garden-variety obtainium.<\/p>\n<p><\/big><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>With surgical precision I pried this promising seedling up from the dry-laid bricks some months ago. 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