{"id":4723,"date":"2010-06-16T13:46:46","date_gmt":"2010-06-16T17:46:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agrowingobsession.com\/?p=4723"},"modified":"2010-06-16T13:46:46","modified_gmt":"2010-06-16T17:46:46","slug":"whered-i-leave-my-narciscissors","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/agrowingobsession.com\/?p=4723","title":{"rendered":"Where&#8217;d I Leave My Narciscissors?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><big>The winning caption in the June 14 issue of <em>The New Yorker<\/em>.<\/big><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/s52.photobucket.com\/albums\/g23\/botanizeme\/?action=view&#038;current=100517_contest_p323.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i52.photobucket.com\/albums\/g23\/botanizeme\/100517_contest_p323.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Photobucket\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<em>That&#8217;s it.  I&#8217;m returning those narciscissors today<\/em>!&#8221;  Ryan Carroll, Chicago, Illinois.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The winning caption in the June 14 issue of The New Yorker. &#8220;That&#8217;s it. I&#8217;m returning those narciscissors today!&#8221; Ryan Carroll, Chicago, Illinois.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[35],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paNJ2E-1eb","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/agrowingobsession.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4723"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/agrowingobsession.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/agrowingobsession.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/agrowingobsession.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/agrowingobsession.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4723"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/agrowingobsession.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4723\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4727,"href":"http:\/\/agrowingobsession.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4723\/revisions\/4727"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/agrowingobsession.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4723"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/agrowingobsession.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4723"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/agrowingobsession.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4723"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}