{"id":22225,"date":"2011-09-18T21:50:57","date_gmt":"2011-09-19T01:50:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agrowingobsession.com\/?p=22225"},"modified":"2015-02-13T19:05:27","modified_gmt":"2015-02-13T23:05:27","slug":"flea-market-shuffle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/agrowingobsession.com\/?p=22225","title":{"rendered":"Flea Market Shuffle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><big><center>A sunny day at the <a href=\"http:\/\/agrowingobsession.com\/?p=9969\">flea market<\/a> brings its unique brand of hangover.  An unfocused listlessness follows the rest of the day.<br \/>\nThe adult equivalent of the delicious exhaustion I&#8217;d feel as a kid after spending a whole day at the beach getting pummeled by sun and waves.  <\/p>\n<p>Shuffle, shuffle, stare, swivel, stop, investigate.  Shuffle, shuffle.  Repeat.<br \/>\nMarty had to admonish me several times to stop bumping into people.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i52.photobucket.com\/albums\/g23\/botanizeme\/sept2011\/918flea007.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Photobucket\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Table after table of the pottery I refuse to collect anymore.  But so temptingly arrayed.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i52.photobucket.com\/albums\/g23\/botanizeme\/sept2011\/918flea004.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Photobucket\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i52.photobucket.com\/albums\/g23\/botanizeme\/sept2011\/918flea006.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Photobucket\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>A dionysian atmosphere pervades the aisles.  Cigar smoke wafts through the crowds at 9 a.m., along with a permissive spirit that puts a beer into many of the men&#8217;s hands before breakfast.<br \/>\nI stuck with coffee.  <\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i52.photobucket.com\/albums\/g23\/botanizeme\/sept2011\/918merm004.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Photobucket\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This little siren called out to Marty, who has worked on the ocean over 30 years.  A mermaid &#8220;church key.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i52.photobucket.com\/albums\/g23\/botanizeme\/sept2011\/918flea003.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Photobucket\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And the mass hysteria incited by these stacks of wooden crates!  Who can say why so many were mesmerized by this display and wanted to possess an agricultural artifact for $10?<br \/>\nAnd that&#8217;s for the smallest size. Every flea market has its own zeitgeist.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i52.photobucket.com\/albums\/g23\/botanizeme\/sept2011\/918merm007-1.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Photobucket\"><\/a><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i52.photobucket.com\/albums\/g23\/botanizeme\/sept2011\/918eve002-1.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Photobucket\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This tall, inexpensive fifties metal trash can looked promising as a cache pot.  Sure enough, at home the square pot of Russelia equisetiformis slipped right in.<\/p>\n<p>I was very tempted by some large Japanese fishing boat flags to dress up the fence or rig as impromptu shade but made an insultingly low offer.<br \/>\nA pair of matching iron jardinieres for tulips this spring were out of my range too.  There&#8217;s a real knack to bartering I&#8217;ve yet to grasp.<br \/>\nI usually offer half the listed price, get rebuffed, then slink away into the crowd.<br \/>\nSometimes, like today, I then send Marty back to buy the object at full price while I hide in the next aisle over.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i52.photobucket.com\/albums\/g23\/botanizeme\/sept2011\/918flea012.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Photobucket\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>A poor photo of a remarkable chair, a mesh steel lounger via the lever on the lower left.  The man eyeing it alongside me wanted it for his living room, not outdoors.<br \/>\nPriced at $1,500.  When I doubled back for a photo, it was guarded by prospective buyers, in the process of being purchased.<\/p>\n<p>Some really interesting plant vendors too.  Unusual flower bulbs from Thailand were on sale today.<br \/>\nI overheard a vendor say she&#8217;s giving up on flea markets and in the future selling exclusively through eBay.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i52.photobucket.com\/albums\/g23\/botanizeme\/sept2011\/918flea010.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Photobucket\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Try to imagine a world without flea markets or bazaars, without the crazy juxtaposition of objects like these prayer monks and robot.<br \/>\nImpossible!<\/p>\n<p>The <a href=\"http:\/\/www.longbeachantiquemarket.com\/\">Long Beach Veteran&#8217;s Flea Market<\/a> is open the third Sunday of every month.<br \/>\n<\/center><br \/>\n<\/big><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A sunny day at the flea market brings its unique brand of hangover. An unfocused listlessness follows the rest of the day. 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