{"id":45458,"date":"2013-08-21T12:54:56","date_gmt":"2013-08-21T16:54:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agrowingobsession.com\/?p=45458"},"modified":"2014-01-09T15:32:21","modified_gmt":"2014-01-09T19:32:21","slug":"the-packrat-king","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/agrowingobsession.com\/?p=45458","title":{"rendered":"the packrat king"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><big><\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;ve ever visited <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lotusland.org\/\">Lotusland<\/a>, you&#8217;ll instantly know why I was drawn to these clamshells.<br \/>\n<center><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i52.photobucket.com\/albums\/g23\/botanizeme\/blog\/P1018533.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\" photo P1018533.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Set up temporarily on a bird bath stand.  I was hoping they&#8217;d hold a lot more water than they do.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i52.photobucket.com\/albums\/g23\/botanizeme\/blog\/P1018543.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\" photo P1018543.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Sitting on the stand at these awkward angles, the only stable arrangement, leaves just a very shallow pool.  Possibly enough to slake a bird&#8217;s thirst, if not enough for a Botticelli bath.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i52.photobucket.com\/albums\/g23\/botanizeme\/2011\/413lotus224.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Photobucket\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The real deal at Lotusland.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i52.photobucket.com\/albums\/g23\/botanizeme\/2011\/413lotus222.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\" photo 413lotus222.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><\/center><br \/>\nWhen one of my high school buddies called to ask if I knew of someone who would be interested in sorting and pricing the contents of his father&#8217;s garage, I immediately grasped the enormity he faced.  This garage was mythic.  I had visited it once, maybe twice as a teenager, and the endless drawers of rocks and gemstones, the shelves filled with the corruscated shapes of geodes, had left an indelible impression.  There was also a hazy impression of a typical, post-WWII suburban garage divided into cramped rooms stuffed to the gunwhales with whatever had aroused his dad&#8217;s magpie tendencies, which were epic by any magpie standards.  As a teenager, I couldn&#8217;t help but compare it to the garage at my parents&#8217; home, which most disappointingly housed a car and tidy laundry facilities.  I had to see it again, if only to test the soundness of adolescent memories that had burnished that garage into a cave of wonders.  Was it just a junk pile?  I needed an impartial third eye to soberly assess this storehouse of dreams.  Marty agreed to come along.<\/p>\n<p><center><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i52.photobucket.com\/albums\/g23\/botanizeme\/blog\/P1018535.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\" photo P1018535.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Clams just aren&#8217;t growing them like this anymore. <\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i52.photobucket.com\/albums\/g23\/botanizeme\/blog\/P1018537.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\" photo P1018537.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n<p>My buddy figured two years would be needed to get the job done, the contents sorted and priced, destined for collectors or sold as scrap.  Two years now seems an optimistic number to me.   Inching sideways through the packed shelves, a new question pops up with each step: How long does Kodachrome film last?  Why all the boxes of pencils?  Is this <em>Life<\/em> magazine with Paul and Linda on the cover worth anything?  And then there&#8217;s the big question that looms over everything:  How could he leave all this <em>stuff<\/em> for his family to sort through?  It is an overwhelming, Herculean task.  My buddy will be living with what is essentially a physical manifestation of the dusty nooks and crannies of his father&#8217;s imagination for years to come&#8230;.oh, wait a minute.  Is that really such a bad thing?  Looking at my buddy&#8217;s haggard face, I wasn&#8217;t sure.<br \/>\n<center><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i52.photobucket.com\/albums\/g23\/botanizeme\/blog\/P1018529.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\" photo P1018529.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I grabbed my Lotsuland clamshells, a set of cocktail glasses sporting the pirate ship logo of the old Tasman Sea, now closed, and made a clean getaway.  Marty fully corroborated my impressions, that this man had collected his way into something extraordinary.  Bizarre and of dubious value, but extraordinary.<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t wait to go back.<br \/>\n<\/center><br \/>\n<\/big><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you&#8217;ve ever visited Lotusland, you&#8217;ll instantly know why I was drawn to these clamshells. Set up temporarily on a bird bath stand. I was hoping they&#8217;d hold a lot more water than they do. 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