{"id":54325,"date":"2014-04-28T12:24:12","date_gmt":"2014-04-28T16:24:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agrowingobsession.com\/?p=54325"},"modified":"2014-05-14T14:40:19","modified_gmt":"2014-05-14T18:40:19","slug":"this-is-my-brain-on-spring","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/agrowingobsession.com\/?p=54325","title":{"rendered":"this is my brain on spring"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><big>Spring is such a massive distraction, and that&#8217;s coming from just my own little garden, which apart from work* I rarely want to leave.  For the first time in my adult life, I drove by a multiplex theater on Sunday and wasn&#8217;t familiar with a single movie title on the marquee.  I can&#8217;t keep plant show dates straight and nearly missed attending the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.springgardenshow.com\/\">Spring Garden Show<\/a> over the weekend, which always has great vendors like B&#038;D Lilies and Franchi Seeds of Italy, though if they were at the show this year, I didn&#8217;t find them.  I had no idea there were speakers or who they would be (Dan Hinkley).  Spring, I give up.  You win.  I know by summer the infatuation will have cooled.<\/p>\n<p>At the show I speed-walked past the display gardens and headed straight for the plant vendors.  My overall impression was that a neo-19th century orchid mania has gripped this show.  But since these plants are born scene-stealers, it&#8217;s hard to tell if the show has a creeping orchid bias or not.  High-dollar orchids bobbed out of shopping bags, rode up and down escalators in the arms of their new, terribly excited owners.  Masses of orchids in exquisitely perfect bloom added a concentrated and disorienting &#8220;In The Realm of The Senses&#8221; mood to the show.   <\/p>\n<p><center><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i52.photobucket.com\/albums\/g23\/botanizeme\/socoast2014\/P1015103.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\" photo P1015103.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i52.photobucket.com\/albums\/g23\/botanizeme\/socoast2014\/P1015102.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\" photo P1015102.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i52.photobucket.com\/albums\/g23\/botanizeme\/socoast2014\/P1015115.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\" photo P1015115.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i52.photobucket.com\/albums\/g23\/botanizeme\/socoast2014\/P1015097.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\" photo P1015097.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Every color of epiphyllum, the orchid cactus, was on offer.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i52.photobucket.com\/albums\/g23\/botanizeme\/socoast2014\/P1015111.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\" photo P1015111.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i52.photobucket.com\/albums\/g23\/botanizeme\/socoast2014\/P1015120.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\" photo P1015120.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Every color of epidendrum, the reed orchids<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i52.photobucket.com\/albums\/g23\/botanizeme\/socoast2014\/P1015095.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\" photo P1015095.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The techno-hobbyists also had plenty to admire, like a bonsai&#8217;d boug<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i52.photobucket.com\/albums\/g23\/botanizeme\/socoast2014\/P1015158.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\" photo P1015158.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>As usual, the bromeliads were my biggest temptation.  I&#8217;ve really wanted an alcantarea, but this lovely thing had just won some award and so carried a trophy price.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i52.photobucket.com\/albums\/g23\/botanizeme\/socoast2014\/P1015126.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\" photo P1015126.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>One of my favorite vendors at the show carried exotic bulbs and gorgeous tropical seed pods, like this <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Entada\">entada<\/a> species.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i52.photobucket.com\/albums\/g23\/botanizeme\/socoast2014\/P1015141.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\" photo P1015141.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i52.photobucket.com\/albums\/g23\/botanizeme\/socoast2014\/P1015132.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\" photo P1015132.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Cerbera_odollam\">Cerbera odollam<\/a>, the Pong-pong tree, also know as the &#8220;Suicide Tree,&#8221; once used in Madagascar in the ritual &#8220;trial by ordeal&#8221; to prove guilt or innocence.<br \/>\nJustice was irrelevant because, guilty or innocent, the tree is invariably lethal (related to the oleander).<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i52.photobucket.com\/albums\/g23\/botanizeme\/socoast2014\/P1015172.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\" photo P1015172.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The succulent tables are always worth a browse.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i52.photobucket.com\/albums\/g23\/botanizeme\/socoast2014\/P1015171.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\" photo P1015171.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i52.photobucket.com\/albums\/g23\/botanizeme\/socoast2014\/P1015166.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\" photo P1015166.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I wrote about this succulent not long ago, Graptopetalum superbum.  This one has slight variegation to the leaf and has been named &#8216;Cotton Candy.&#8217;  $50 for a one-rosette plant.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i52.photobucket.com\/albums\/g23\/botanizeme\/socoast2014\/P1015125.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\" photo P1015125.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I spent a lot of time with the tillandsias and hanging plants, trussed with fishing line, performing delicate aerial ballets.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i52.photobucket.com\/albums\/g23\/botanizeme\/socoast2014\/P1015149.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\" photo P1015149.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i52.photobucket.com\/albums\/g23\/botanizeme\/socoast2014\/P1015144.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\" photo P1015144.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i52.photobucket.com\/albums\/g23\/botanizeme\/socoast2014\/P1015152.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\" photo P1015152.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i52.photobucket.com\/albums\/g23\/botanizeme\/socoast2014\/P1015150.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\" photo P1015150.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>What did I buy?  More rhipsalis, of course, that shaggy, mop-headed epiphytic cacti.  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.andysorchids.com\/orchidsonastick.asp\">Andy&#8217;s Orchids<\/a> had a nice selection.  <\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i52.photobucket.com\/albums\/g23\/botanizeme\/april2014\/P1015255.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\" photo P1015255.jpg\"\/><\/a><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i52.photobucket.com\/albums\/g23\/botanizeme\/april2014\/P1015240.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\" photo P1015240.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And being on a hanging plant binge, you know there was some experimenting yesterday on some old topiary forms.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i52.photobucket.com\/albums\/g23\/botanizeme\/april2014\/P1015270.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\" photo P1015270.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>After the show I had a craving for simplicity and found these &#8216;Yellow Garden&#8217; cosmos at a local nursery.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i52.photobucket.com\/albums\/g23\/botanizeme\/april2014\/P1015266.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\" photo P1015266.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know how those orchid people stand the excitement.<\/p>\n<p><\/big><\/p>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n<p>*In this <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2014\/04\/28\/opinion\/verbatim-what-is-a-photocopier.html?ref=opinion&#038;_r=0\">video \u2018Verbatim: What Is a Photocopier?\u2019 <\/a>the NYT recreated a scene from my day job.  My stand-in is the woman at the end of the table with the shocked expression, writing it all down.  Which partly explains why I like plants so much&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Spring is such a massive distraction, and that&#8217;s coming from just my own little garden, which apart from work* I rarely want to leave. 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